CAT GLOBAL NEWSOBJECTIVE · INDIFFERENT · EST. 2026
CGN NEWSWIRE
CATS REMAIN UNCONVINCED BY HUMAN AFFAIRSBREAKING: BOX ACQUIRED, CONTENTS IRRELEVANTSUN PATCH RELOCATES; NATION ADAPTS

Off air

No broadcast has cleared the desk yet. The cats are aware of the situation and have chosen to sit in the sun.

On assignment

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